![07-25-11 Pantless Grocery Shopper Dear Pantless Grocery Shopper, I had to take a double, triple and quadruple take when I saw you cruising the aisles of the grocery store wearing, what appeared to be, only a dress shirt. It was is I was thrust into a stereotypical nightmare where I was out wanding in public without any pants on; except that this had to be your nightmare. With sleeves rolled up to your elbows, top three buttons undone and a gold chain resting comfortably on a nest of graying chest hair, you acted as "it ain't no thang" to drop trou and buy some milk. I eyed you quizzically wandering down the chips and cracker aisle when it happened. Without hesitation you reached up to the top shelf as your shirt inevitably rode higher and higher until . . . . . . (pause for effect) I saw you wearing the shortest shorts I have ever seen a man wear. Fear is only as powerful as the individual makes it. But shorts or no shorts, I wouldn't have the balls (pun fully intended) to buy my groceries wearing the outfit that you seemed so comfortable in. Keep truckin'.](http://www.thedailyletter.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/07-25-11-Pantless-Grocery-Shopper-500x672.png)
July 25, 2011 By Leave a Comment
No Shirt, No Shoes, No Service…..You Didn’t Say Anything About Pants
June 10, 2011 By Leave a Comment
The bigger you are, the harder you fall (and that’s not such a bad thing)
June 4, 2011 By Leave a Comment
Happy Birthday Jamie
Today’s letter goes out to Jamie (@InspiredMess) as it was her birthday on Wednesday. I did actually send this to her on time but I’m finally posting it now that everything is back up and running. If you haven’t yet, wish her a happy belated birthday.
![06-01-11 Happy Birthday Jamie Dear Birthday Girl, Today marks the day that the world changed forever. It marks the start of an era when an inspired mess reaches out and leaves a lasting imprint on ever life that she touches. I'm not sure if growing up you dreamt of encouraging and inspiring a kid from Canada, but that's exactly what you've done. Your warmth and openness shine through every activity you plan for your family and every blog post you share. Today is your birthday and we are all so lucky to be within your reach.](http://www.thedailyletter.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/06-01-11-Happy-Birthday-Jamie-500x457.png)